You know Sandy Cheeks. She’s your favorite underwater squirrel from SpongeBob Squarepants.
While there are many unrealistic aspects to SpongeBob, Sandy is definitely one of the biggest.
Here’s why Sandy Cheeks is the most ridiculous character in Bikini Bottom.
First of all, this is what she lives in.
Like, how does it work?
Sandy wears this astronaut suit when in the water.
Or she’ll wear a bikini.
She’s a scientist.
And as if traveling underwater wasn’t enough, she wants to travel to space as well.
Sandy is literally the only somewhat intelligent thing in Bikini Bottom…
…and she knows it.
(Even though squirrels aren’t typically known for their smarts.)
Sandy still hibernates while in the ocean…
…and manages to find enough acorns in preparation.
Sandy is also really athletic.
She does karate…
…and doesn’t need to wear “Anchor Arms.”
Her Halloween costume was both weird and genius.
Sandy played the saxophone…
…and guitar with those gloves on. HOW?!!?!
And finally, I *dare you* to explain how she could possibly whistle.
In conclusion, Sandy Cheeks is the baddest beach in Bikini Bottom. Never change, Sandy.